rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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