so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
