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Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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