She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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