Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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