Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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