we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
