come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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