So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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