I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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