.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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