Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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