i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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