he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
