there's paper in my vomit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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