HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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