I wish i was in the wii world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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