So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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