You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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