I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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