i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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