But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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