I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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