she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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