ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I love you. Go after that dick
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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