remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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