Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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