4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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