Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
