I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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