Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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