Can Purell be used as lube?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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