I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
two words...techno handjob
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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