remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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