at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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