She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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