I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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