I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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