I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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