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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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