he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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