Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i think im in europe. pls send help
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
