She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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