they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have grass duct taped all over my body
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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