How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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