Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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