Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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