Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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