I showed him my bush... on skype.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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