Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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