North Korea, Best Korea!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm too high and old for this...
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