She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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