For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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